Thursday, January 1, 2009

GOOD BYE TO 08


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND READERS! It's been a crazy year. An election year, whew, glad that is over. If i hear someone say maverick I think I will punch them in the head. That also goes for Joe the plumber, You betcha (with a wink), Hockey mom, the Mac is back, socialist, or that one. We also should say goodbye to stuff like Mission Accomplished, nuke-u-ler, toor-er-ist, good job Browny, so, so what?, bomb, bomb Iran, say it ain't so Joe, not ready to lead, McBush and America's economy is fundamentally sound. Huh? Hopefully we will not hear stuff like bailout, pay to play, bonuses, economic meltdown, first dude and affairs with call girls. People I hope we do not hear about again, Carl Rove, yes, Joe the Plumber, Joe six pack, Joe bag-o-donuts, or any other Joe that drives you nuts. Bill Ayres, Reverend Wright and any other person or things those idiots in the GOP said Obama was associated with. Did the GOP forget Pat Robertson and Jerry Fallwell? Oh yea, We won't see OJ and that giant mo hawk sporting loser from Idol that made that little girl cry. Sangria, Sanjiro, what ever the hell his name is. There is also something I need to gloat about. I said over two years ago that there would not be, no way, no how, a Republican in the White House in 09. Just move over and let the Dems take over. But what fun would that be. Without that farce of a Rebublican campaign SNL would have been boring without all the skits from Tina Fay. Yes, we will miss all the Bush-isms and shoe tossing. Here's to you Mr. Iraqi reporter shoe tossing guy. That would make a good Bud commercial. Hey, remember that was my idea. Well, gotta go. Some of us have to bring in the new year by going to work and get the sale ads out. So long for now from "Roger the Printer."

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