THEY SAID THAT? FRAID SO...

George W. “Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see — I've forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes.”

Britney Spears “I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada.”
 
Tara Reid  “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”
 
George W. “They misunderestimated me”
 
Jessica Simpson “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”
 
Sarah Palin “All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.”
 
Paris Hilton “Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?”

George W. "I've been in politics long enough to know that polls just go poof at times."
 
Britney Spears “The virginity issue. There are so many emotions involved that I would like to be able to wait until I know I’m with the right person and I’m married.”
 
Arnald Swartzenager “I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

David Dinkins, New York City Mayor "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

George W. "More and more of our imports are coming from overseas."

Mel Gibson (when pulled over) “What are you looking at sugar-tits?”
 
Jessica Simpson “Is this chicken or is this fish?” and (after being offered Buffalo wings) "No thanks. I don't eat buffalo."