Jesus burns?

Well, as an atheist, I have to admit, this is hilarious. I can't help it. If storms and lightening are so called acts of God how are the religious fanatics taking this? I call storms acts of nature. The Solid Rock Church plans to rebuild the 'touch down Jesus'. I suggest they place a giant lightening rod in his hand. The original statue was constructed with Jesus waist deep in water. Huh? He doesn't walk on water? Personally, I like the end result. Looks like a Cyborg from the Termintor. Now THAT I could believe in.