30 THINGS I DON'T GET

1. Twittering
2. The Jonis Brothers.
3. Reality shows.
4. Billy Mayes.
5. We park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.
6. Brett Farve, Yes, I spelled it like it is pronounced. I don't get that either.
7. Why gays can't legally marry.
8. Dick Chaney.
9. Rush Limbaugh.
10. Gluten. I don't know what it is but it must be delicious.
11. Fox News. Wow, I REALLY don't get those jug heads.
12. Why the women on the view all talk at once.
13. Republicans.
14. Vince the Sham-Wow guy.
15. Anyone who ran against Obama. Another one I REALLY don't get. What a waste of time and money THAT was. lol lol lol and lol.
16. Why people don't like Simon Cowell. He is the only judge that knows what he is talkin about. I ALWAYS agree with him.
17. Why Randy Jackson addresses both genders as bro, dog, dude, man. Sorry Randy, it just doesn't do it for me.
18. Why GM is whining. They were their own demise!
19. Sarah Palin
20. Crystal Palin
21. War.
22. Bottled water.
23. Why a change machine says out of change.
24. Drew Peterson.
25. Paris Hilton.
26. Non-cable news media.
27. Octo-Mom.
28. Junk mail.
29. Robo-calls.
30. Pat Robertson or any other rich evangelist.
31. Star Trek. Sorry all you Trekkie's, Trekkers, Trekkons.....
32. E-Harmony. What a rip off.
22. Toby Chesnie. Whatever.
23. Tongue piercing.
24. Let's roll.
25. Why people hate.
26. Why people pay to watch fake wrestling. Or is that Rasling?
27. That's how I roll.
28. Why people fall for scams.
29. Like why people like say like, like all the time, like.
30. Last, I don't get why I am making this stupid list and I am not in BED!

SHUT UP!!!!!!

OK, I've had it with this ninny! On who's watch did 911 happen? You and your buddy W! Who lied to get us into that screwed up mess in Iraq? You and your buddy W! Mr. Chaney sir, you and your sorry party are NOT in charge any more so SHUT UP! You criticize Clinton for not doing anything to increase our security, why didn't YOU do anything to prevent 911? You criticize Obama for his views and ideas on diplomacy and foreign policy when all YOU did was encourage other countries to hate us more. Were you bullied and picked on when you a kid? I don't get it. What is your problem? Dr. Phil, PLEASE invite these boobs on your show. I want to hear in your most serious McGraw voice; "WHAT WERE YOU THINKIN?"